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Camp Demotivational Poster


HORROR MOVIE HEROES -


TAGS: aprchallenge horro movies bruce campbell
Rating: 4.67/5

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colt45103 - June 2, 2010, 4:24 pm
That's just we we call pillow talk baby...
TheSarge - April 30, 2010, 6:06 pm
Good,I could use a horseblanket.
Fatt Matt - April 30, 2010, 5:23 pm
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 3:46 pm
This is my boom stick!


REALIZATION - It was at that point when Timmy realized that wasn't the bus to summer camp...




BRUCE CAMPBELL - The one man who can get the chicks while killing zombies


TAGS: evil dead bruce campbell
Rating: 3.89/5

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Ed-Hyde - May 24, 2010, 7:23 am
I get to meet the King in June. Bruce Campbell is the creator of awesome sauce.


DEPORTIVO SAPRISSA - Bringing Joy since 1935




CREEPYPASTA -


TAGS: woods ph**o camp
Rating: 4.74/5

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pzykosiz - November 15, 2015, 8:23 pm
Can you say "selfies"?
MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 3:54 am
I've got chills, they're multiplying. :) brrrrr
Sho - December 12, 2012, 12:32 pm
The pictures that were taken are for you to imagine by yourself. The one in the poster just shows where she camped
Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 12:12 pm
I'm an visually impaired person in a way that I usually can see exactly (as if it were in front of my eyes) what someone is talking about, but I didn't have that with this one. Thanks tho.
GaryO - December 11, 2012, 8:10 am
In your mind, some need a little more time in the dark room to develop……...
Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 3:16 am
I dont get it.... where are the pictures?
Sho - July 1, 2012, 12:38 pm
I rather let the reader's fantasy do the rest. Nothing's more effective than your own imagination
motifayk - July 1, 2012, 2:53 am
It would have been creepier-pasta if we got to know what happened next. Or is that why we don't know it? LOL ... 5he must go back there once more...
Sho - June 28, 2012, 8:41 pm
Lol thx man
Reality Lord - June 28, 2012, 8:38 pm

hairs...on ....arms...standing. dude...you just took the bar way wayyyyy up. awesome poster. i'm off to ban whoever downvotes this :D...JOKING...JUST JOKING.
Budog - June 22, 2012, 8:55 pm
LMAO but creepy... 5L
Iconoclast - June 22, 2012, 6:25 pm
Truly demotivational. 5 delayed screams.


CONFUCIUS SAY : - Man Who Take Girl On Camping Trip Have One In-Tent...


TAGS: camping trip of a lifetime
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by hootizz

hootizz - September 12, 2010, 6:58 am
Yeah, I agree.., but they are camping essentials when sharing paddocks with beasts of a 'bovine' nature.........., hang on...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 6:40 am
Those rubber boots really do it for me.


CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.




HAROLD CAMPING - You've just been punk'd !!!


TAGS: harold camping you ve been punk d
Rating: 4.28/5

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Gramaticus - September 11, 2011, 1:36 pm
Punk'd...by L. Ron Hubbard!


MIDNIGHT RENDEZVOUS -


TAGS: camping drunk casual zipper consequences
Rating: 4.87/5

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gas - August 9, 2011, 8:40 pm
I mean, an episode intro
gas - August 9, 2011, 8:36 pm
very nice poster, looks like a Tales from the Crypt intro


CAMPING -




ENCOURAGEMENT - Sometimes when you're down, all it takes is a word of encouragement to pick you up.




NAIVETE' -


TAGS: gentle people campfire stake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 29, 2016, 9:07 am

Ha!
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2016, 2:07 am
I thought it was Guy Fawkes or V in his Fawksian mask.
lgvernon - March 28, 2016, 11:39 am

This is a painting depicting the Miami Native American tribe buring a European explorer at the stake. Thanks!
mizzdizz - March 28, 2016, 10:02 am
Of course the choice of fuel is interesting----but somewhere, out there, is a small warming fire of the truly good.
mizzdizz - March 28, 2016, 10:00 am
Good 1, IgV! A spark of hope amidst the darkness of chaos! ^!!!!!


FIRESTARTER -


TAGS: camping matches hanks excited
Rating: 4.87/5

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Derek - March 24, 2011, 1:47 am
Wilson will know the answer.
lisabwells - March 23, 2011, 11:15 am
Love Tom Hanks! *sigh*


MARINES - You may have been the apple of your mother's eye. But you're in the Corps now.


TAGS: marines military boot camp sergeants
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 3:10 pm
ARE YEW SMIRKING AT THE WAY MY HAT FITS?


DEER CAMP -


TAGS: deer camp hunting
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - November 18, 2010, 4:48 pm
reminds me of my moose camp! 5L


END OF THE WORLD? - Nope, just the end of your savings account.


TAGS: rapture harold camping
Rating: 4.33/5

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Master - May 24, 2011, 10:22 pm
His "church" (in Oakland, near San Francisco) was locked up, tight. A bunch of people who came from Maryland were extremely disappointed---and ANNOYED.
bassman007 - May 24, 2011, 11:11 am
Ooopss!! Now he says it's going to be Oct 21, 2011 - Forgot to carry the one?
FatherTyme - May 23, 2011, 8:07 pm
I think he just did it for the lulz...


REALIZATION -


TAGS: camp fire safety
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:37 am
Nice. Fire.
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 1:50 am
Thanks Haar. Not my find. ‘Twas a poster evolution thread contest….sure nice to see an ancient return with the good stuff. Welcome back.
Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 12:36 am
Beauty!
GaryO - July 2, 2012, 12:45 pm
Oh, man, I know. I have a cabin in the high desert. Fire season is whenever there’s no snow on the ground. My heart, goes out to your area and my fire fighting friends.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 11:20 am
nicely done, but I won't show it to any fellow Coloradoans.. a little touchy subject here right now
GaryO - July 1, 2012, 10:20 pm
Thanks, Mao. Cheers
maoworks2 - July 1, 2012, 9:19 pm
Very Nice !
GaryO - July 1, 2012, 8:34 pm
Thank you, laddie, thank you very much
Rick69 - July 1, 2012, 8:05 pm
Once again: Splendid... : )
GaryO - July 1, 2012, 2:22 pm
Thanx sir Ugmiester
ughomer - July 1, 2012, 2:10 pm
A 5L KNEE-SLAPPER.


IF YOU SEE THIS -


TAGS: child protective services sentence fat people to boot camp
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

booger13 - April 1, 2010, 5:01 pm
famous last words : mamaaaaaaaaaaa im nuh FEWDDDDDDD
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 8:13 pm
Wait, wait, wait. Porcelina. What?? I live in Illinois (DeKalb) and I always heard it as CPS?
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 2:58 pm
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back....
Koradan - December 25, 2009, 6:04 pm
Is this for real? In case it is not.... "GET IN MY BELLY!!"
Derek - December 12, 2009, 5:16 pm
CYFS in NZ. (Child Youth and Family) That poor woman and child are both in danger of suffocation.
Claire - December 12, 2009, 3:28 pm
Wow I thought it was CPS everywhere O_O
Porcelina - December 12, 2009, 1:20 pm
Are you from Texas? I guess in Texas that's called CPS, but in Illinois it's called DCFS
Chopperliscious - December 12, 2009, 12:03 pm
I know I know I was probably a little mean...


CAMPING - YOUR TENT OR MINE?


TAGS: camping
Rating: 2.86/5

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REMEMBER LAST NIGHT - When your loud music and swearing kept the rest of the camp awake ?


TAGS: remember last night music lud camp camoing tent mud
Rating: 2.81/5

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MO - December 29, 2009, 12:44 am
Canada was here!!!


N33RDS -


TAGS: pzy n33rds american pie this one time at band camp
Rating: 4.3/5

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Derek - May 15, 2011, 7:26 am
Makes more sense in places where "router" is pronounced like "rooter".
Justflipit - May 14, 2011, 5:58 am
this*
Justflipit - May 14, 2011, 5:58 am
I read thin in her voice
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:48 am
ROR! The Aussie made a funny!
tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 6:47 am
Awesome! 5 CAT-5's cables.


BOY SCOUTS -




CAMPING -




WAITING FOR HER TO SAY YES -


TAGS: camping creepy dating occupy patience
Rating: 4.68/5

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Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:43 pm

n1


MOTIFAKE'S CAMPING TRIP 2011 -


TAGS: camping tents verdeckt hawamleh greeny pzykosis house airman forseti caveman mr m as seen by us
Rating: 5/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:59 am
this is not a good time to go cheap on the material you buy EXSPEACIALLY THE ROPE!!! :)
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 9:23 am
where's the out house ?
Reality Lord - October 23, 2011, 12:53 pm

nice :)


SUMMER CAMP -


TAGS: camp humor letter home
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2013, 11:02 am
I was lucky enough to actually live at camp....Our place was crazy in the summer and desolate in the winter. An old piece of stovepipe in the fire with the aerosol cans dropped in nozzle down made it safer...and more "rockety".
GaryO - August 10, 2013, 9:17 am
Aerosols in the campfire always made me get all patriotic…the rocket’s red glare, bombs bursting in air, camp counselors scurrying here and there……rather touching.
steve1961 - August 10, 2013, 8:13 am
Back when I was younger, throwing aerosol cans in the fire was just good sport. We got scolded but only after one close call.
lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 11:56 pm

This actually happened at camp when I was a kid. Several of us got burned. Never found the guilty kid. My suspicion has always been that it was an innocent mistake~~kid didn't know to puncture the can. It was an object lesson for all of us.
Iconoclast - August 9, 2013, 11:51 pm
It used to be that they would have to pick him up from camp and they would impose appropriate punishment. Now the first thought is of a lawsuit.


Kill It -


TAGS: kill crush burn camper
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Vanner

curlyrocks - September 20, 2013, 7:50 pm
I want one, then I'm going to put it on a barge, It'll be the greatest house boat of all time.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 7:45 pm

It should be Metallic Peat like the Family Truckster in Vacation.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2013, 7:28 pm

i wantz one


Real Women -


TAGS: real woman soaps camping
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - March 17, 2014, 5:20 pm
ahhh... kids, take a close look... The Sean style...it's always fun to watch it ;)


Concentration Camps -




ORIGINAL BOOTCAMP - The pain trains coming wooot wooot!




THUS SAYETH THE LORD - I smiteth thee down with a stroke dumb ass




DEPRESSION - My girlfriend broke up with me, I failed three classes, my friends all hate me, but at least my parents didn't take me camping.




REPUBLICANS - If You Can't Keep It In Your Pants, Keep It In The Family.


TAGS: bush mccain obama politics campaign presidential
Rating: 2.61/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 1, 2008, 3:55 am
Made me laugh. Anything that makes fun of that grumpy old man running for president is funny to me. For now.


ZOBIE BOOT CAMP - Run as if your life depends upon it


TAGS: zombie boot camp run life
Rating: 2.11/5

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Budog - May 26, 2011, 7:24 pm
Yeah, I just noticed I misspelled zombie... Doh! Too little sleep too much Jim Beam.
rerun - May 26, 2011, 6:01 pm

because the mods approved this at 5am without the benefit of coffee.
Budog - May 26, 2011, 12:56 pm
The Mods were too d*** busy running from the zombies to give a crap! Good news is we can loot Victorville, head out across pear Blossom Highway to Eagle Rock. I knew if we really buckled down I figure we can make it to the In N' Out Burger before closing
440wakeup - May 26, 2011, 10:19 am
When yopu repost this, add the line "BECAUSE IT DOES"
Verdeckt - May 26, 2011, 6:36 am
how did that get past the _M_ods ?


URGENCY -




1 YEAR LATER - And we're still Here


TAGS: eotw 5212011 camp stupid dumb
Rating: 4.2/5

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Kriskwick5212011 - December 21, 2013, 8:06 pm
the guy that predicted that day actually passed on dec 15 2013
Oiler - January 30, 2013, 6:12 pm
Judgement day did happen...noone made the grade.
maoworks2 - May 20, 2012, 2:10 pm
Try Again .
fan4camping - May 20, 2012, 1:35 pm
Give it another 7 months.. heh


LOGICDUDE - He likes to get back to nature after a few grueling months of motifaking.




WHO KNOWS? THE SHADOW -




SUMMER CAMP - It didnt take long for young Deiter to know this one wasnt for him.




MY GUESTS TODAY - are Jane and Bill from Sheboygan Let's give them a hand, and welcome to my show


TAGS: squirrel show camping
Rating: 2/5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 1:07 pm
Skiing?
Haarakkon - August 21, 2009, 1:04 pm
I wanna know what a gopher's doing in Banff.


CAMPING -


TAGS: camping ocd humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 8, 2013, 7:11 pm

Thanks! I just pictured a frantic woman crocheting sweaters for the trees while her kids fished and hiked with their dad, eating smores and telling scary stories around the campfire, while she's muttering about stitches.
Greeny - June 8, 2013, 6:36 pm
5 lol's
Reality Lord - June 8, 2013, 5:57 pm

lol


subterfuge -


TAGS: morons camps stupid riddles heresy
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - October 20, 2013, 9:34 am
Ha, love it! :D


They were rockin' -




Camping Demotivational Poster -




MOTIFAKE BAND-CAMP -


TAGS: culos man band camp
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by culos

foresti - November 30, 2010, 6:14 pm
It's time to change the avatar again I guess...
Chompers - November 30, 2010, 9:06 am
I like the bass, may grab one for me self.
agdaniele - November 30, 2010, 8:59 am
Guitar hero? Naaahhhh... moooo bangs the drum, slowly.
culos - November 30, 2010, 8:38 am
Only if I'm right :-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 30, 2010, 8:33 am
It's really hard to like you right now Culos....


Screen Covers -




Within 70 Years -




my momma used to say -




TJX -




DISAPPOINTMENT - Because nothing ever works out the way you thought it would.




MIXUP IN THE MAIL ROOM - For some strange reason, registration forms were only sent to females this year Ages 18 - 23




Delusions of Grandeur -


TAGS: heath campbell papa hitler nazi
Rating: 3.75/5

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Zetmonk - June 14, 2013, 12:07 pm
Nope.
Cannabal - June 13, 2013, 8:12 am
F'real?
Zetmonk - June 13, 2013, 6:53 am
Yeah, was no use though. Got killed in 'n car-jacking.


the hero's journey -




PROTECTION -


TAGS: or bible camp band camp mime school drovers ed home ec
Rating: 3.31/5

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MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 6:10 pm
I can completely see you in mime school


BEAR CAVALRY BOOT CAMP -


TAGS: bear cavalry training boot camp
Rating: 3.15/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2012, 9:46 pm
I'm just not seeing any reference to horsemanship.
mariand - December 29, 2012, 9:10 pm
nice play of words, Emilio...;)
EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2012, 8:46 pm
Calvary?


INSTANT REPLAY -


TAGS: nfl 1970 1980 oilers campbell
Rating: 2.75/5

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MashiMashi - May 21, 2013, 8:57 pm
Back when it sucked to be a linebacker and 34 wasn't reserved for cornerbacks.


AND WHEN SHE WOKE UP... - She found her neck was only TWO FEET LONG!!! EEEEEK... Oooooh Noooooo...




BANNED CLUB - Enjoy your trip...


TAGS: allyson hannigan american pie banned camp
Rating: 2.5/5

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JLBachs - April 3, 2010, 2:07 pm
Wish I was Allyson Hannigan's flute.
whatukno - December 13, 2009, 11:02 am
This one time, at band camp...


RESPONSIBILITY -


TAGS: drunk tony camping wrong
Rating: 2.08/5


OBAMA - Because Bush sucks


TAGS: obama bush politics campaign race presidential
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by Nick

Bi11ionAir - January 29, 2011, 3:17 am
Clinton is the only president to end his term and second term with a decrease in debt, ever. And he was neat.
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:14 pm
He's the Carter sequel. Clinton was completely corrupt; Obama and Carter are just niave.
cereal - December 31, 2008, 9:37 pm
Carter 2 or Clinton 3?
RnR - September 8, 2008, 9:58 am
he's right thou... the world belongs to the smurfs
Bacon - September 7, 2008, 9:06 pm
Dat*****: Is a hypocrite that obviously believes a word can only belong to one race.
datnigga - June 30, 2008, 12:57 am
obama: brings out the inner racists in honkies
Jason - June 22, 2008, 2:39 pm
He's not running against Bush, this makes very little sense.
F - April 24, 2008, 7:57 am
Obama: The rest of the world does not care.
Hussein - April 23, 2008, 11:38 am
Obama: because he's black!


NATIONAL HEALTH CARE - Even 'Nam has it ... Too bad.


TAGS: mccain pow vietnam presidential campaign obama
Rating: 1.79/5
Overlord Douchebag - October 1, 2008, 10:06 am
Bob Chin, this is your Overlord speaking. Shut up. That is all.
Bob Chin - October 1, 2008, 9:16 am
This would be so much better with Nobamas' face shopped in.....


JOURNALISM - It's sad when she's your toughest interviewer.


TAGS: politics mccain obama campaign
Rating: 1.61/5


UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES -


TAGS: winter camping cold snow pun
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 11:57 pm

I use it from time to time, Steve. I enjoy 3-D and bevel/shading manipulation, which can't be done with the creator.
steve1961 - January 16, 2016, 11:54 pm
Ummm...Am I the only one who uses the vanilla creation tool on here?
mizzdizz - January 16, 2016, 11:49 pm
We all have our biffs. A lot of times the silly thing turn out a lot different on the feed than they do before submitted. That loooong deer poster was just vertical---SURPRISE!!!! LOL!
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 10:15 pm

I agree absolutely about the background. I should have used a smaller chunk of the original picture so when I stretched it, the texture would have softened more.
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 10:14 pm

"Now is the winter of our discontent. Made glorious summer by this sun of York..."
mizzdizz - January 16, 2016, 10:11 pm
LOL! 5L for the gawdawful pun! LUUUUV IT! -1 background too textured/noisy made it hard to read 4L IgV! Its really funny!!
Silverheart - January 16, 2016, 5:51 pm

Grainy can be artistic. I've done some stuff with filters, giving embossed or mosaic look. Might have to play around some more. I gotta earn me some 1Ls!
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 3:54 pm

Just be sure it's a high res ph**o, otherwise it just grains out when you stretch it to fill the space.
Silverheart - January 16, 2016, 12:43 pm

Using piece of the original pic as a background is a pretty neat idea. I might borrow (steal) that.
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 11:14 am

Yeah, Silver, I know. Could have done it differently. Used a portion of the original pic to make the background. Should probably have ditched that, too, for sake of the text.
Silverheart - January 16, 2016, 9:50 am

All submissions get resized to 640px wide, height resizes proportionally to that. Why I prefer to work tall, rather than wide. Still a nice poster.
GaryO - January 16, 2016, 2:04 am
worth the squint
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 1:21 am

Not happy with this poster. I should have made it larger so the text was more readable. Oh well.
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 1:20 am

No secret at all, JW. I use a wonderful little program out of the UK, by Serif. Page Plus 7. I think they're up to 8 or 9, now. Anyway, you can occasionally pick it up really cheap. Like 40 bucks. If they send me an offer, I will let you know.
JesusWept - January 16, 2016, 12:52 am
Nice! 5 L. If you're using some online image editor for your stuff, please PM me the link! :))


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